Pics p.443

This is quite an awkward front page from Der Spiegel

It’s time for adults to get reward stickers for doing grown up things

The owner didn’t read the instruction manual before assembling this German shepherd puppy

Woman constructs tiny boat to give her beloved pet fish the Viking funeral it deserves

Dulux have introduced a new ‘David Cameron’s Face’ range to their colour chart

Rear-ended car or Batmobile?

The tax avoidance dilemma perfectly illustrated here

Donald Trump without fake tan is even scarier than Donald Trump with fake tan

Passive aggessive fitness app

Shed a patriotic tear – people have been sharing what Britain does better than the US

With the right person, you too could take a selfie with the phone switched off

Dog finds pot of Chinese calligraphy ink, family returns home to total carnage

Praise the lord! It’s the Daily Express miracle menu

Being proficient in technical writing may ruin your letter writer skills

The ANGRIEST reader letter you will read today