News p.10

Our 24 favourite comments on all the Met Gala madness

Count Binface beat Britain First in the London Mayoral election, and the celebration was visible from space

Jonathan Gullis being royally owned over his election prospects is a tantalising taste of what’s to come (probably)

Boris Johnson was turned away after forgetting to bring photo ID to the polling station – these 32 comments really marked his card

The Co-Op Live calamity shows no sign of letting up – 23 funniest things people are saying about it

A Florida man was arrested for throwing pasta, and people cooked up some great puns – 14 delicious samples

Isabel Oakeshott’s plan to make benefits claimants pick litter got absolutely trashed – 16 tidy comebacks

We regret to inform you that the Telegraph comments page is at it again

The Telegraph’s outraged St. George’s Day column reminded everyone of this classic Stewart Lee routine

These proud Brits tried to explain how their country had been taken away and were owned into next year

Zero Hour’s brilliant campaign ad ‘What has nature ever done for us?’ expertly tips the hat to that Monty Python sketch

A right-wing commentator was offended by a Pride-themed train and got owned into next week – these 12 takedowns were on-point

This professor had the very best response to being named in this jaw-dropping Spectator column about the ‘male libido’

17 funniest captions for this courtroom sketch from Trump’s hush money trial

Liz Truss said the Daily Star was the ‘London elite’ and the paper’s front page response was first class