News p.15

These ‘Little Englanders’ will already have you facepalming into next week but the jaw-dropping payoff is simply incredible

Tommy Robinson complained he didn’t feel safe in his hotel hideaway after fleeing the UK and it was an off-the-scale self-own for the ages

This woman’s Titanic defence of the rioters is giving people a sinking feeling

This brickie helping to rebuild a Southport mosque has wise advice for rioting thugs

The Olympics, the Christians and the ‘Last Supper’ parody that wasn’t – 18 gold-medal-winning responses

RIP to Cathy Rutherford, star of this legendary response to Margaret Thatcher’s death

19 NSFW reactions to the global IT outage because what else have you to do right now?

The Daily Mail was furious about this Italy tourist’s statue shenanigans and the irony went so far over their head it went into orbit

Donald Trump’s odd-looking ear bandage prompted no end of comment but this one beat all-comers

17 unambiguous clapbacks to this Spectator columnist’s wild claim that ‘We are all MAGA’

MAGAs have been thanking God for protecting Donald Trump and the internet replied as one

Tommy Robinson’s homophobic reaction to a Pride-liveried London train was a steaming pile of self-own

That ice cream van washed out to sea prompted so many funny responses but it was the Daily Star that really got it licked

People have been trash-talking New York after they finally discover wheelie bins – 15 funny favourites

Someone compared the Reform MPs to Reservoir Dogs, but everyone thinks they’ve lost the plot