News p.2

It’s 5 years since Brexit and Donald Tusk’s tribute was some top notch trolling

A Welsh woman has been charged for ‘maliciously’ farting at her partner’s ex – 21 breaking news alerts

Calvin Robinson has once again entered the ‘find out’ stage of his career after being defrocked for doing an Elon Musk salute

16 favourite reactions to the news that the Doomsday clock is the closest it’s ever been to midnight

BrewDog boss James Watt says “bitter” Brits “resent successful people” – 19 responses that mean business

This producer ripping a DJ a new one for playing Trump’s Inauguration is the most brutal Instagram comment you’ll read this year

A Congressman wants to amend the US Constitution so Trump specifically could serve a third term, but not Obama – 13 scholarly rebuttals

Donald Trump said he can tell if immigrants are bad just by looking at them – and the entirety of the internet responded as one

January 6th rioter ‘MAGA Granny’ who refused a pardon from “dangerous cult leader” Trump is the first unexpected hero of 2025

A Danish MEP had two words for Trump on the subject of Greenland, and the second was ‘off’

Kemi Badenoch said she loves to go to Italy on holiday but “can’t always afford it” – 15 naturally sympathetic responses

“Heavenly” Hitler made the front page of the Daily Mail – 23 horrified reactions and jokes that write themselves

This writer’s brutally funny article and headline about powerful men being “such losers” is going viral – 20 winning reactions

Donald Trump’s moving his Inauguration indoors due to the cold – and people are mocking the “snowflake” into next week

King Charles wore a kilt and flew in a helicopter to visit a Scottish food bank – 14 people calling out the icky optics