News p.20

‘Britain’s Strictest Headmistress’ has got the hump with the John Lewis Christmas ad and this is the only response you need

100 people said the Daily Star had today’s best front page – and then Les Dennis made it even better

GB News wasn’t happy with the John Lewis Christmas ad and it’s the very definition of irritating all the right people

These people were furious there’s ‘no dad’ in the John Lewis Christmas ad and their response was A++

The Captain Tom spa went viral after the family lost their planning appeal and the design got people all hot and bothered

Our 19 favourite reactions to the first King’s speech in over 70 years

Captain Tom’s daughter lost her spa appeal and the Metro’s hilariously brutal take just won headline of the year

Break out the tiny violins – Captain Tom’s daughter has lost her appeal to save her private spa

Joe Lycett’s response to Suella Braverman and her ‘living on the streets is a lifestyle choice’ claim just got better and better

Esther McVey made an unfortunate schoolboy error condemning Just Stop Oil and it’s a proper work of art

Britain’s ‘strictest headmistress’ has written a letter of complaint about Marks and Spencer’s Christmas ad and it’s quite the read

Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s devastating intro on the government’s response to Covid is an essential 48-second watch

The Covid inquiry was told it was the ‘wrong crisis for Boris Johnson’s skillset’ and these 13 responses surely say it all

Piers Morgan debated gun control with his American ‘friends’ on US TV and had everyone cheering

Theresa Coffey blamed the wrong sort of rain for the Storm Babet chaos – 17 hurricane force comebacks