News p.21

Martin Daubney’s hilarious GB News foul-up is even more glorious when it’s transcribed

The government tried to reassure people over the concrete crisis and was magnificently schooled into next term by Labour

The government’s crumbling schools update prompted an avalanche of ridicule – 19 grade A responses

Chris Addison had the best response to Gillian Keegan’s unfortunate 4-letter foul-up

Education secretary Gillian Keegan’s F-bomb outburst is the only story in town today – 17 A* grade responses

Rob Rinder’s takedown of the schools minister over our crumbling schools was simply magnificent

This BBC News presenter lost the ‘blue moon’ clip so she did this and it will never be eclipsed

There wasn’t much sympathy for this family’s cancelled private jet to Cannes – 12 favourite reactions

Trump broke his Twitter silence to say ‘never surrender!’ and everyone made the same joke

Trump was recorded as 6ft 3in and 215lbs and this news channel’s reaction surely speaks for the world

22 weird and wonderful headlines that look fake – but aren’t

15 shots fired after a Telegraph columnist said the young are ‘too fat and woke’ for the army

Tributes pour in for broadcasting Titan Sir Michael Parkinson following his death at 88

BBC archive footage from 1961 shows The Crooked House in all its wonky glory

GB News furiously doorstepped Greenpeace and it turned into a glorious self-own