News p.3

19 favourite reactions to Tesla’s newly unveiled futuristic Robovan

This Brit’s brutal takedown of Donald Trump on a US Question Time special had everyone cheering (and the look on Republicans’ faces was an absolute picture)

This Times’ outrage about Angela Rayner buying her boyfriend a suit had women (and quite a few men) spitting nails

This eye-in-the-sky reporter’s speeding motorcycle commentary was even more entertaining before he realised he was live

Tragedy: Independent schools are cutting back on embossed paper and new pools to counter the VAT bills

Hold the front page: Michael Gove is the new editor of the Spectator – 14 unsurprisingly cold responses

Boris Johnson’s attempt to use Bridget Jones as an argument against working from home went spectacularly wrong

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

10 simply fabulous Donald Trump “they’re eating the pets” remixes because it’s the gift that keeps on giving

Tommy Robinson is returning to the UK to ‘protest outside 10 Downing Street’ and this is surely the only response you need

A far-right group ‘attacked’ a Glasgow pub and this response to a Sun request for comment had Scots cheering everywhere

The National Trust just bit back at the Daily Mail’s ‘vegan backlash’ story and it’s truly scrumptious

Nadine Dorries said Angela Rayner ‘demeaned her office’ by dancing in Ibiza and Kathy Burke’s A++ response is the only one you need

The replies to this Sky News story about the rise of the German far right is a grim reminder of the state we’re in now

Calvin Robinson – you remember – is leaving the country and these 9 farewells bid goodbye best