News p.35

People reckon Rishi Sunak delivers speeches like a CBeebies presenter and once heard, it’s never unheard

Richard Madeley couldn’t wait to big himself up with Mick Lynch and the RMT man’s 3-word response was everything

27 favourite things people are saying about Andrew Tate right now

Miss Ukraine’s Miss Universe outfit went wildly viral for reasons which will be immediately apparent

King Charles praised the ‘tireless’ emergency services and this consultant’s response was A++

One GB News presenter is happy to be out and about in germ-mageddon – 12 sick responses

Twitter readers added ‘context’ to this conservative’s Zelensky hot take and it was politely brutal

Comeback of the day

People have been comparing Trump to Biden’s welcome of President Zelensky and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

MySpace Tom joked about becoming Twitter CEO and caused a wave of hope – 14 favourite reactions

Joe Lycett’s response to the Sun’s Qatar ‘gotcha’ was magnificently done

Elon Musk’s own poll saw tweeters vote for him to quit as CEO – 14 possible replacements

Jeremy Clarkson ‘apologised’ for his outrageous Meghan Markle column and got all the responses he deserved

The BBC’s stats man called out the government over their nurses pay rise claims and more of this sort of thing, please

The health minister said there’s no money for nurses and this Sky News man’s magnificent comeback was A++