News p.5

Amid the gloom of the riots gripping the country right now, these 23 tweets were a most welcome ray of light

A protestor pining for the days of ‘old England’ was asked what their country had lost and his answer was a proper humdinger

The Daily Mail’s Andrew Pierce asked an MP how his paper had ‘fanned the flames of hate’ and this A++ response was the only one you need

This protestor’s attempt to disguise their identity wasn’t the win they thought it was and this A++ comeback said it best

This straight-talking Scouser’s takedown of the rioters who burned down her local library had the entire internet cheering

These ‘Little Englanders’ will already have you facepalming into next week but the jaw-dropping payoff is simply incredible

Tommy Robinson complained he didn’t feel safe in his hotel hideaway after fleeing the UK and it was an off-the-scale self-own for the ages

This woman’s Titanic defence of the rioters is giving people a sinking feeling

This brickie helping to rebuild a Southport mosque has wise advice for rioting thugs

The Olympics, the Christians and the ‘Last Supper’ parody that wasn’t – 18 gold-medal-winning responses

RIP to Cathy Rutherford, star of this legendary response to Margaret Thatcher’s death

19 NSFW reactions to the global IT outage because what else have you to do right now?

The Daily Mail was furious about this Italy tourist’s statue shenanigans and the irony went so far over their head it went into orbit

Donald Trump’s odd-looking ear bandage prompted no end of comment but this one beat all-comers

17 unambiguous clapbacks to this Spectator columnist’s wild claim that ‘We are all MAGA’