News p.7

The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites

15 times the Telegraph’s screeching hyperbolic headlines could have been written by an unhinged AI bot

The very worst moment of the presidential debate was when Jill Biden did this and you’ll cringe yourself into the next millennium

Tommy Robinson’s arrest on immigration charges is the perfect excuse to watch this glorious but very NSFW vox pop again

Tommy Robinson’s been arrested in Canada and everyone made the same joke (and it’s simply glorious)

The Telegraph’s getting hilariously unhinged about the election and these 7 headlines make for a fabulously funny read

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

A letter to the Economist may hold the most succinct assessment of the Tories you’ll see this side of the election

Trump just trolled ‘horrible’ Milwaukee and guess where the Republican convention is next month? 11 vote-winning responses

Rishi Sunak said NHS waiting lists were coming down and Beth Rigby’s comeback was simply brutal

Rishi Sunak said he had to go without Sky TV as a kid and was mocked into next year – 17 funniest and totally on-point responses

19 favourite reactions to Emily Maitlis’s hilarious Hunter Biden ‘possession of a fireman whilst on drugs’ typo

Nick Robinson owned Rishi Sunak so often it hurts and this withering final salvo was simply epic

This Reform UK candidate’s reaction to crowds arriving at an airport is today’s most WTF thing

Taylor Swift fans are making their way to Edinburgh for the Eras tour – 22 bonnie moments so far