News p.9

The police investigation into Angela Rayner’s tax affairs ends with no further action. Thoughts and prayers to Dan Hodges

Rishi Sunak just made that £1,000 Rwanda bet with Piers Morgan even worse and even Andrew Tate was offended

There were lots of funny responses to Penny Mordaunt’s banknotes reveal but this one hit the jackpot

Prince William’s ‘Third Sexiest Man’ title is a proper jawdropper – 17 funniest comments

Britain’s strictest headmistress’s claim that children identify as pasta has got her into hot water – 29 favourite reactions

This NFL star’s speech at a graduation ceremony was a mindblowing testament to misogyny

Dublin’s epic trolling of New York prompted this American woman to give them both barrels – 17 favourite reactions

People have a lot of thoughts about the striking new portrait of King Charles – 29 works of art

The Aurora Borealis was visible in more areas than usual, and these 29 reactions were an internet highlight

A journalist found the unexpected silver lining in the Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump spanking discourse

Judith Chalmers’ 1960 news interview with a schoolgirl who was arrested in East Germany is accidental British comedy

Nadhim Zahawi’s become the latest Tory MP to quit and his resignation letter was a proper jaw-dropper

Somebody hacked a Ministry of Defence payroll and almost nobody was surprised – 17 scathing responses

Our 24 favourite comments on all the Met Gala madness

Count Binface beat Britain First in the London Mayoral election, and the celebration was visible from space