Unemployed Jonathan Gullis blamed ‘classroom activists’ stopping him returning to teaching and the TUC’s A++ response was simply savage
Politics p.3
Liz Truss said ‘left-wing comedians just aren’t funny’ and the fabulous Rosie Holt had the magnificent final word
This world leaders edition of ‘The Office’ is the best possible use of AI we’ve seen yet
Liz Truss has embraced conspiracy theories so much that nearly everyone fell for a satirist’s crazy fake quote – including us
19 top responses to Kemi Badenoch tying herself in knots over whether maternity pay is ‘excessive’
Boris Johnson’s autobiography claims he wanted to invade the Netherlands to grab vaccines from AstraZeneca – 16 one-star reviews
Nigel Farage posed with a newspaper in Clacton and of all the many comebacks this one screamed loudest
Reform UK chair Zia Yusuf was asked to be specific on Question Time and his answer neatly distilled the essence of the party in one minute flat
A GB News presenter said Keir Starmer’s son should have revised for his GCSEs in a library and of all the comebacks this one beat all-comers
Matt Forde had the perfect final word on Keir Starmer’s jacket and even the Telegraph was forced to agree
Hold the front page: Michael Gove is the new editor of the Spectator – 14 unsurprisingly cold responses
People enjoyed Keir Starmer’s especially effective shutdown of Beth Rigby over his son and that flat
James O’Brien’s epic smackdown of a listener whose £1m home mother-in-law couldn’t afford a new boiler has been warming people’s cockles everywhere
Keir Starmer said ‘sausages’ instead of hostages, and got absolutely smoked – 29 bangers
Nadine Dorries accused Angela Rayner of getting ‘owt for nowt’ and the entirety of the internet replied as one