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An Elon Musk fan trolled Kamala Harris’s appearance and was schooled into the next century

The Good Liars offered ‘Tone down the rhetoric’ posters to Trump fans – and it went as well as you’d expect

This American ‘theocratic fascist’ said it was ’embarrassing’ for adults to take a sick day off work and this A++ comeback was visible from space

Trump thinks everyone agrees he won the debate – and ‘everyone’ begged to differ

14 claws-out takedowns after a Trump fan raised the ‘litter boxes in schools’ nonsense all over again

We regret to inform you that Elon Musk (aged 53 and a quarter) has entered his Adrian Mole poetry phase

Sarah Huckabee Sanders sneered at Kamala Harris for not having children and of all the comebacks, this one hit hardest

CNN clapped back at JD Vance’s criticism of anti-Trump rhetoric with a montage of Trump’s savage anti-Kamala Harris quotes

Donald Trump was asked how he’d lower grocery prices and his answer was already jaw-dropping, but written down it was incredible

Donald Trump found an especially on-brand upside to rising sea levels and the takedowns flooded in

Someone spotted Donald Trump’s face in the chest of the suspected golf course gunman and now we can’t unsee it

13 favourite responses that went viral as further details emerge of the second assassination attempt on Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jr complained about having to explain the latest Trump ‘assassination attempt’ to his kids and this was the only response necessary

Seth Meyers’ lightning-speed rundown of Trump’s less-than-impressive record has gone wildly and deservedly viral

Elon Musk’s assassination ‘joke’ was so misjudged that even he deleted it – only 13 responses you need