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Fact checkers had to deny JD Vance had sex with a sofa – if you were wondering how well it’s going (NSFW)

Simply 17 funniest things people are saying about the US presidential race right now

Piers Morgan trolled Kamala Harris over Donald Trump’s shooting and this American political commentator’s comeback was magnificently done

Joe Biden’s savage joke about Trump’s hair has got people crossing everything for six months of Dark Brandon

This list of competitors from a rodeo in Utah contains the most gloriously strange American names ever

Modern Family’s Ed O’Neill tells a jaw-dropping (yet unsurprising) story about Donald Trump

Liz Truss said Kamala Harris wasn’t up to the job and was schooled into the next dimension

A bigoted ‘anti-woke’ Republican took aim at Kamala Harris’s daughter and it was a self-own visible from space

Break out the popcorn! Trump says he will ‘absolutely’ debate Kamala Harris

A Texan MAGA said ‘real men’ won’t vote for Kamala Harris and this dude’s A++ comeback blew the rest away

The mystery of Trump’s baffling Hannibal Lecter tangents may finally have been solved – and it’s delicious

JD Vance might not be the winner Trump thought he was and amid all the mockery this A++ takedown was simply magnificent

Russell Brand got his long words confused trolling Kamala Harris and it’s a supremely satisfying schoolboy error

Donald Trump is the oldest US presidential candidate in history, and the jokes are ageing like a fine wine – 23 of the best

21 favourite savage takedowns of the senator who’s ruled out running alongside Kamala Harris