Weird World p.2

The usual suspects had their tinsel in a twist over the packaging of Tesco’s Christmas trees, and got fact-checked into the New Year

A Daily Express journalist suggested Reform UK should address the ‘crisis’ of people eating less turkey at Christmas, and the internet gave him a good stuffing

‘Five things I will never do as a godly wife’ is every bit the display of blood-boiling misogyny it sounds

This classic Jacob Rees-Mogg claim that praying in Latin makes you healthier must surely be a shoo-in for the WTF Hall of Fame

This extremely misogynistic advice for husbands looking to rekindle their marriages is a fast-track to divorce proceedings

People think the £219.95 iPhone Pocket looks like a sock with a strap, and the mockery is visible from space – 18 favourite funny reactions

A former NHS midwife took wild umbrage with this post-op sex advice and such were the burns they might need a little treatment themselves

Kim Kardashian is fuming that the psychics who predicted she’d pass the bar exam got it wrong. Bet you didn’t see that coming

There’s not enough room to swing a mouse in this miniscule $2,500-a-month New York apartment

This top drawer technique for roasting a bot on Tinder will always appeal

‘Which completely innocent thing do you see strangers do that baffles you?’ – 23 people utterly perplexed by the actions of others

Someone claimed that the Oxford Street Christmas lights are ‘symbols of Allah’, and got owned to the Moon and back 19 stellar takedowns

The bedroom picture on this Rightmove listing was very hastily removed and it’s a classic of the genre

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

A rich family wants to pay £180K for a tutor for their one-year-old baby to become “an English gentleman” – 15 top class responses