This anti-woke warrior got his knickers in a twist about men dressing up as women at Christmas and the entirety of the internet responded as one

A misogynistic Maga said women should stop being ‘fat, tattooed nags’ or be completely replaced by artificial wombs, and got owned into the next century

In this week’s least shocking news, former Tory MP Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform UK – 19 votes of no confidence

Trump’s Press Secretary said it’s hard to keep up with the fake news coming from the White House, and got roasted for her accidental honesty

Somebody asked what people call the end slice of a loaf of bread, and these 23 variations will utterly boggle your mind

War on drugs update: Donald Trump just pardoned a next-level cocaine trafficker but appears never to have heard of him

Donald Trump was asked about Pete Hegseth and that ‘second boat strike’ report and his answer was straight from page one of the Trump playbook

Pete Hegseth tried to make a joke about alleged war crimes on Twitter and no one was laughing – 15 dead serious responses

Alex Jones said the US needed to ‘liberate the UK’ from the clutches of Orwellian dystopia and the entirety of Britain said the same thing

Laurence Fox was ‘stumped’ by this most basic linguistics lesson so these people were only too happy to help out

This Maga sexist asked why educated white women don’t support Trump, and people were more than happy to tell him

Tommy Robinson tried to own Piers Morgan and you don’t have to like Morgan to totally love his A++ smackdown

‘What’s your weirdest private habit that you hope no one ever finds out about?’ – 17 bizarre things people get up to when nobody’s looking

Only one thing Trump hates more than a woman reporter facing him down and that’s two women reporters

The Washington Post advised people to take a ‘fart walk’ after overindulging, and Twitter thought it was a gas – these 18 top takes trumped the lot

Richard Osman had the A++ final word on Nigel Farage’s denial of school racism claims and it’s just what HIGNFY is here for

Tommy Robinson’s desperate trolling of Gary Lineker blew up spectacularly in his face and it had everyone cheering

Paris got the Christmas season off to a flying start with this spectacular Carol of the Bells flash mob