Theresa May in Vogue versus Theresa May in government

Donald Trump tweet corrected to brilliant effect after FBI evidence to Congress

Everyone’s freaked out by this supersized chicken. It’s no yolk

This Absolut Vodka outfit didn’t quite work out as intended

Looks like the Brexit article on Wikipedia has been updated already

So THIS is why the woman was so fussy what the bird looked like on the cake

This guy has turned the mess in his flat into a “Passive Agressive Art Gallery” to shame his flatmates into tidying up

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This story about a sex doll has gone viral because it’s a “wild ride from start to finish”

His album’s not out til Friday but James Blunt’s already winning on Twitter

Headline of the day

To cheer you up on International Happiness Day, here’s 12 people (hopefully) having a worse time than you

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This child looks more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does

Donald Trump refusing to shake hands with Angela Merkel is the most awkward thing we’ve ever seen

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Charity shop sells electrician’s £200 of tools for £1 while he nips out to his van