7 Cheltenham Festival horses renamed by Google autocomplete

Watch the moment bromance blossomed for Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge

MP demonstrates how to flick dog poo with a stick. Doomsday clock takes another tick

23 funny answers to homework that’ll make you say “this kid will go far”

Good news! The Office for National Statistics have officially defined what a hipster is

James Blunt has basically turned his Twitter feed into an ad for his new album

This time Google has simply gone too far

Are Topshop’s ‘clear knee mom jeans’ a sign of the end of the world?

Daily Mail readers planning electrified Hadrian’s Wall ahead of second Scottish independence vote

“Mad Men” meets mad man, with these Donald Trump quotes added to sexist 1950’s ads

Man orders Cheeseburger with no bun, burger and no other bits and says, “Not sure what I expected”

A mum posts a list of rules for when she’s hiding in the bathroom trying to get 5 minutes of peace

Forget about microwaves and smart TVs – now vibrators are spying on us

Will Smith + bungee jump = Uncle Phil

TV pick of the week

Man races a London tube train on foot and it’s a total thrill ride

Church sign accidentally promotes atheism (AKA why spacing matters)

People have been retweeting this tweet from 2015. Can’t think why