“What a selfish throbber” and other very British parking insults

These 8 rejected Government petitions are amazing and were genuinely submitted

The Oscars best picture mixup recreated in a library

The tweet sent by the guy in charge of the Oscars envelopes minutes before the best picture balls-up

People are sticking baked beans into things they shouldn’t be in and it’ll turn your stomach

Nasa asked people to help name seven new planets. The answers are out of this world

Kellyanne Conway makes herself at home in the Oval Office

Everything you need to know about pancakes in one handy Venn diagram

The winning tweet from the Oscars (and nothing to do with Moonlight/La La Land)

Musician remixes a pug’s snorts, grunts and snores into a song

E4’s Game of Clones is the creepiest dating show ever

19 of the most brilliantly awful, punning business names in Britain

‘Waterproof, shock proof, can be used as a hammer’ – it’s the return of the Nokia 3310

The designers really didn’t think this through #2397

What DID Ryan Gosling whisper in this woman’s ear on stage at the Oscars?

This ancient mouse claims you can “cruise the net faster with 2 wheels”

The floats for the Düsseldorf Carnival aren’t very subtle…

Newsreader apologises for stray cock on Radio 2