A woman shared her 11-point list of ‘green flags in a man’s apartment’ and we’re not sure if these replies say more about men – or women

Lee Hurst asked his followers if they’d move to the US if they could and one response beat all others

Liz Kershaw blamed ‘Net Zero zealots’ for the price of coal and all these burns should keep her warm at least

‘What tiny detail instantly gave away someone’s whole personality?’ – 23 little things that made big reveals

Grok says that Elon Musk is a lean and wiry former streetfighter, if you were wondering how the impartial truth bot is currently functioning

A Little Englander shared their Christmas list of ‘mass deportations and my country back’ and was owned to the North Pole and back

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ trolled this graduate’s ‘useless’ degree and was gloriously owned into next year and back

Someone asked Twitter if it’s okay to take a newborn to a child-free wedding, and the internet chose to speak now rather than hold their peace

Trump’s AG may hold back some Epstein documents due to the investigation they just opened. Who could have seen this coming? These 24 people, for a start

Lee Anderson said Reform cracks on with the day job while Labour does dog-whistle politics, and the entire Commons burst out laughing – 19 ayes to the left

What‘s something happening right now that would sound insane if you explained it to someone in 2010? – 17 signs that life has changed beyond recognition

This is either the best or worst timing for a minor traffic accident, but it’s definitely a classic of live TV

This jaw-dropping video of Donald Trump belittling women journalists should be sent to every woman who ever thought of voting Maga

Nancy ‘Trump in high heels’ Mace admitted she doesn’t have any friends and basically the whole of the internet said the same thing

Donald Trump defended the Saudi crown prince over the brutal murder of journalist Jamel Khashoggi – 15 outraged and totally on-point responses

Donald Trump was having the time of his life with the Saudi crown prince and it was creepy on so many levels it hurt – 15 fist-shaking responses

‘What is the most niche job in the UK?’ – 22 unusual careers you’ve probably never considered but definitely should

Somebody asked why Brits are obsessed with ending texts with an ‘x’ – 21 reasons why we just can’t stop sending kisses