‘What are you glad you tried once, but will absolutely never do again?’ – 17 bucket list experiences that don’t need repeating

Karoline Leavitt used Door Dash data to claim that Trump had food prices under control – 15 calorific comebacks

Donald Trump’s comedy schoolboy error during a tour of his awful White House makeover proves he is 100% fools gold

This clip of James Acaster back in his hometown of Kettering will never be less than devastatingly funny

These 30 and 40-something men have been sharing what they want for Christmas and it turns out simple is best

Trump’s attorney general just set a new low for public ass kissing and there’s no better snapshot of how the White House works right now

A former NHS midwife took wild umbrage with this post-op sex advice and such were the burns they might need a little treatment themselves

Russia’s new AI humanoid robot stumbled across the stage before face-planting, in what experts are calling the perfect metaphor

Julia Hartley-Brewer went out to troll the BBC and her interview unwittingly showed why it’s so valuable in these turbulent times

This ‘patriarchal supremacist’ had some tips for buying your first home and they got all the responses they deserved

Donald Trump said America didn’t have talent and his entire Maga base did the world’s biggest double take

Donald Trump wants to send troops to Chicago to boost a shopping centre that doesn’t exist, if you were wondering how the US is doing

Who should speak to aliens on the world’s behalf? – 17 suitable ambassadors in the event of first contact

Kim Kardashian is fuming that the psychics who predicted she’d pass the bar exam got it wrong. Bet you didn’t see that coming

Amazon can’t figure out how to bring Bond back from the dead, but you only live twice, right? – 27 ready-made solutions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump tried to defend his 50-year mortgage idea and even Fox News was moved to correct him – 15 totally on-point responses

13 times people tried to sell something online and ended up seriously regretting it