Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Elon Musk was asked to justify his claim that new NY mayor Zohran Mamdani was a ‘swindler’ and the pause lasted so long we thought our watch had stopped

Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong

Women have been sharing their ‘street smart’ safety tips when they are out and about and it’s an eye-opening read (especially if you’re a man)

Donald Trump’s response to a White House visitor fainting was shocking but RFK Jr’s knee-jerk reaction was properly hilarious

We’re completely obsessed with Francesca Scorsese testing dad Martin on whether he can recognise his own films from Letterboxd reviews – Five stars!

The finale of Celebrity Traitors was explosive television …literally – 37 reactions that faithfully capture the mood (with lots of spoilers)

Donald Trump’s reaction to a White House visitor fainting provides a savagely accurate portrait of his personality – and his administration

‘What’s the biggest waste of money you’ve ever spent?’ – 21 ways to blow cash that would have Martin Lewis seething

We wish we loved anything as much as this dog loves giant leaf piles

‘What is the strangest compliment you’ve received?’ – 17 flattering remarks that left people scratching their heads

This magnificent takedown of a ‘lecturing’ conservative pundit on CNN was already good but his sister’s subsequent payoff made it even better

Donald Trump appeared to confuse South Africa with South America and the mockery went truly global – 17 crushing comebacks

Texas governor Greg Abbott asked for a moment of silence after NYC elected Zohran Mamdani and Twitter turned the volume all the way up to 11 with these hilarious replies

This author’s never-bettered description of Donald Trump has just gone viral again and it gets truer with every passing day

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins delivered a scorching hard truth to Donald Trump and his (non) response spoke volumes

‘Which completely innocent thing do you see strangers do that baffles you?’ – 23 people utterly perplexed by the actions of others

‘What’s the most harmless lie you tell regularly?’ – 17 fibs people are firing off on a daily basis