Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Donald Trump claimed that the Dems had a great day at the polls because he wasn’t on the ballot, and it was a self-own visible from the top of Mt Rushmore

Karoline Leavitt told the press that Trump doesn’t know why he had an MRI, but is in “optimal physical health” – and there’s not enough chinny reckon to go around

Kent’s Reform-led council has said the Christmas lights can’t go up until all the lamppost flags come down, if you were wondering whether irony is alive and well in the world – 21 top takedowns

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

‘What’s the most harmless thing you ever did that made someone extremely angry?’ – 17 trivial incidents that escalated quickly

‘What’s your weirdest private habit that you hope no one ever finds out about?’ – 21 practices that will make you feel boringly normal

Erika Kirk glowingly compared JD Vance to her late husband and the entire internet raised its eyebrow

‘When the mud bath exposes you’ will never not put a smile on our faces (and in 4 seconds flat!)

This AI deepfake video shared by Neil deGrasse Tyson has a lot of people very worried – 17 (presumably real) replies

Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns

A right-wing ‘truth-seeker’ claimed that Charlie Kirk was communicating via a rainbow over ‘the birthplace of King Arthur’, and the takedowns were legendary

This pub’s response to a bigoted reviewer unhappy with their rainbow flag had people raising their glasses everywhere

The bedroom picture on this Rightmove listing was very hastily removed and it’s a classic of the genre

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one

‘What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve heard due to the difference between British and US English?’ – 22 slightly NSFW examples of the common language which divides us

CNN’s Daniel Dale did a whole lotta fact checking of Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview and it was simply magnificent