Rupert Lowe said it’s outrageous dads-to-be don’t get treated better and it was a magnificent self-own for the ages

A Little Englander took issue with the signage at this London Tube station and was gloriously owned into next year

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

This column about not being able to afford to turn on the Aga achieves peak Telegraph – 17 tiny-violin solos

Former ‘Minister for Common Sense’ Esther McVey had a pop at the Royal British Legion for its ‘non-job’ of Head of Diversity and Inclusion – 16 barbed clapbacks

George Osborne tried to joke about Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves on Halloween – and was owned back to austerity times

Donald Trump held a lavish ‘Great Gatsby’ party for his rich pals – as millions are set to lose food benefits

Andrew set for a six-figure payout and an annual stipend from King Charles and it’s going down as well as you’d expect

A rich family wants to pay £180K for a tutor for their one-year-old baby to become “an English gentleman” – 15 top class responses

The ‘BBC Dad’ shared joyous new pictures of his famous kids and people are reliving one of the internet’s greatest moments

Donald Trump renovated a bathroom with golden fixtures as millions of Americans struggle during the shutdown – 15 potty reactions

The White House really went the extra mile with its Halloween decorations and of all the A++ replies this one deserves all the candy

Rupert Lowe said men had it too tough during childbirth and every mother on the planet lined up to smack him down

15 times r/starterpacks shone a light on some unavoidable film tropes

Donald Trump unleashed an outrageous personal attack on Joe Biden and it was properly shocking (even for him) – 15 savage clapbacks

Kim Kardashian thinks the moon landings were faked and amid the tsunami of mockery these were the only six words you needed

RFK Jr just did a rapid reverse ferret on his unfounded claim that Tylenol causes autism – 17 A++ responses to send Maga temperatures soaring

This horror writer’s very creepy ‘childhood memory’ may have you sleeping with the light on