A Republican congressman stood by Trump’s crypto earnings but his defence wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was – 15 totally on-point takedowns

Trump’s transportation secretary wants someone to make America’s public transport cleaner and safer – 17 business class comebacks

An Aussie music fan trolled James Blunt on the latest leg of his Australia tour and ended up totally BBQ-ed

Karoline Leavitt embarrasses herself, the White House, and the whole country, by hurling crude schoolyard insult at Tim Walz on Twitter

‘What is the funniest thing you’ve done whilst on autopilot?’ – 23 very silly actions from people whose brains weren’t in gear

Brian Cox magnificently trolled the tinfoil hat types who think he’s agreeing with them and it prompted quite the debate

‘What’s the most shocking fact you know?’ – 17 unexpected nuggets of information guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or two

Donald Trump wants the US navy to return to the steam age and these 13 comebacks were properly boiling

Maga cultist Nancy Mace went from voting for same-sex marriage to posting ‘It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve’ – 19 biblical takedowns

The Daily Show put a Crufts-style dog show commentary over Trump’s unhinged Japanese walkabout and it’s properly Best In Show

Nadine Dorries complained the Question Time audience had been rigged against her and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Elon Musk launched Grokipedia to combat Wikipedia’s so-called lean to the Left, but even Grok thinks it’s biased – 18 honest reviews

Fox News accused Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of being a ‘mean girl’ bully and global supplies of irony just hit critical lows

The White House’s ‘rapid response’ account rudely accused critics of selectively editing Trump’s unfortunate Japanese walkabout and it blew up spectacularly in their face

Reports of a crash involving a truck carrying herpes-infected monkeys caused an outbreak of sick burns – 17 top bananas

Susanna Reid’s brutal takedown of Robert Jenrick over immigration just went viral again and it’s simply epic

Trump rambling about the US building a ship a day during the war was more than even Newsmax could stomach

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week