When it comes to publicly groveling in front of Donald Trump, Ted Cruz just lowered the bar to subterranean levels

Donald Trump just called the idea of affordability ‘a scam’ and hard-pressed America begged to differ

This fabulous QI outtake with Bill Bailey is the best thing that’s never been on our favourite BBC2 panel show

Tommy Robinson’s going to lead a ‘celebration of Christ’ event in London and these 13 A++ comebacks are totally gospel

This magnificent old tale from the London Underground is a proper evergreen treat

A Little Englander bemoaned the absence of Christmas lights in Liverpool and the sparkling smackdowns lit up Twitter

Pete Hegseth appeared to think the ‘fog of war’ is quite literally a fog and was hilariously shot down in flames

Nigel Farage isn’t happy that Glasgow kids speak more than one language and ended up schooled into next year

The magnificent takedown of this ‘Ricky Gervais’ romance scammer is up there with our very favourite scambusting exploits

An American asked what culture shocks she could expect before moving to the UK and these 19 Brits were only too happy to help

This ironic White House name tag typo accidentally summed up the not-so-subtle vibe of this current administration

‘What is the most annoying thing I can (legally) put in my garden?’ – 22 items guaranteed to rile the busybody neighbours

Donald Trump missed some prime Marco Rubio ass-kissing thanks to a very public cat nap – 15 rousing takedowns

The dictionary declared Die Hard to be a Christmas movie. Yippee ki-yay, Merriam-Webster

What things do people romanticize, but are actually horrible? – 17 behaviours that aren’t as sweet as they seem

21 guesses at what Trump’s major announcement would be, that were a whole lot more entertaining than the real thing

‘What’s a distinctly British food that instantly transports you back to childhood?’ – 22 comforting culinary delights

Joe Rogan suggested that Jesus could be coming back as AI, because ‘What’s more virgin than a computer?’ – 17 searing burns