Simply 13 Happy Birthday alternatives to sing whilst washing your hands for 20 seconds

4 perfect takedowns of the guy who wanted Marvel to do history instead of fantasy

The Telegraph said the UK’s EU negotiators enjoyed a ‘patriotic’ English breakfast – 9 delicious responses

A former UKIP MEP said hens ‘invented eggs’ in a row over English breakfasts and the internet cracked

The priorities in this child’s “heartbreak” list make interesting reading

17 accidentally NSFW search terms that are a cautionary tale for the internet age

This teenager had the best response when his dad confiscated his phone

5 stellar takedowns of the suggestion that the Moon Landing caused climate change

Michael Spicer nailed the scenes in the Room Next Door to Trump’s coronavirus update

A Brexiter’s breakfast claim left him with egg on his face – the only 6 reactions you need to read

This short thread about a chance encounter at a record counter is giving people feelings

‘You don’t know how long it took to make him do this with me’

Peter Andre had the best response to that ‘don’t touch me’ coronavirus scare story

The takedown of this guy trolling NASA’s Mars exploration was out of this world

Takedown of the (Leap) Day

Someone recognised their grandparents in this Sunday Sport coronavirus story and it just got better and better

This practical joke is simple but effective and very funny

This state-run Chinese news agency poll about coronavirus forgot an important option