This police query about obscured car number plates took an enjoyably unexpected handbrake turn

PETA had a theory about coronavirus and the takedown was best served cold

Mansplainer of the week

This bride didn’t expect to pay for the wedding photographer because they went to school together

This guy’s schoolboy error nearly killed everyone in a sauna and it’s funny and scary in equal measure

‘My astrophysicist daughter gave me a birthday card’

This woman got mad because the free phone she was offered wasn’t an iPhone and her fury is something else

Tinder profile of the week

Boris Johnson said he’s been shaking everyone’s hand despite coronavirus – only 9 responses you need

Simply 13 Happy Birthday alternatives to sing whilst washing your hands for 20 seconds

4 perfect takedowns of the guy who wanted Marvel to do history instead of fantasy

The Telegraph said the UK’s EU negotiators enjoyed a ‘patriotic’ English breakfast – 9 delicious responses

A former UKIP MEP said hens ‘invented eggs’ in a row over English breakfasts and the internet cracked

The priorities in this child’s “heartbreak” list make interesting reading

17 accidentally NSFW search terms that are a cautionary tale for the internet age

This teenager had the best response when his dad confiscated his phone

5 stellar takedowns of the suggestion that the Moon Landing caused climate change

Michael Spicer nailed the scenes in the Room Next Door to Trump’s coronavirus update