comebacks

A woman asked men what they’d say to her in CostCo and this dude’s A++ response knocked the rest out of the park

A man ‘straightsplained’ this guy’s tale of ‘working on site with two straight lads’ and his A++ response was simply magnificent

A bigoted troll questioned how this woman got into Oxford and her first class comeback was simply magnificent

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott was shocked to find bins full of rubbish in central London and was owned into next year

Nadine Dorries accused Angela Rayner of getting ‘owt for nowt’ and the entirety of the internet replied as one

This Trump truther’s Kamala Harris takedown wasn’t the slam dunk they thought and was schooled into next year

Liam Gallagher said he’d buy people’s Oasis tickets back off them if they didn’t rate his voice and this totally on-song comeback was simply magnificent

An Elon Musk fan trolled Kamala Harris’s appearance and was schooled into the next century

Alison Moyet had the very best response for these bigoted ‘reply guys’ bothering her on Twitter and had everyone cheering

This all-time great comeback has just gone viral again and it will never grow old

An Irish pub was trolled for not being green and its magnificent comeback had the entire internet applauding

Andrew Tate said ‘peak female performance is pregnancy’ and of all the fabulous comebacks this one was the absolute summit

A Taylor Swift ‘fan’ burned all her records after she endorsed Kamala Harris and was owned into next year

Alan Sugar smelled a rat after the Apprentice lost out at the NTAs and Paul Sinha’s comeback deserved a gong of its own

Magas took issue with Al Murray’s Donald Trump joke and his no-nonsense comebacks just get better and better