football

England’s penalty shoot-out united these rival India-Pakistan cricket fans, and it’s just glorious

Paul Merson’s hilarious story of asking out Kylie Minogue had Jeff Stelling spinning around

Rishi Sunak’s shot at tying his party’s fortunes in with England’s skin-of-the-teeth success landed in row Z – 19 fifty-yard screamers

The birth of Phil Foden’s baby brought this absolutely hilarious on-brand Roy Keane comment back into focus

Rishi Sunak had to choose between his favourite England footballers and it was just as painful as you’d imagine – 15 on the ball responses

Nigel Farage celebrating during the England match might have seemed a little more patriotic without the Denmark goal in the background

Amadou Onana’s accent-switch on being called the wrong name was next-level stuff, then Wikipedia entered the chat

Forget Jude Bellingham – the silkiest football skills you’ll see this week belong to a man kicking a can into a bin

Albanian football fans pasta vibe check by trolling the Italians with snapped spaghetti

21 favourite funny shots on target about England’s Euros opener against Serbia

Roy Keane’s hilarious rant about sports masseurs getting too big for their boots is a classic of the genre

These football fans arguing what ‘top half’ means is a great example of the awfulness of arguing with stupid people

We can’t stop watching the accidental slapstick comedy gold of Jack Grealish being surprised by a confetti cannon

These football fans cheering on a Peloton rider is today’s funniest thing

Wrexham AFC’s new ad ramped up the star quality with a back-of-the-net performance from Sir Anthony Hopkins