football

Joey Barton’s sexist rant about female football commentators got kicked into row Z

‘If Art Critics Talked Like Football Pundits’ is a worldy straight to the back of the net

13 funniest things people said about Erling Haaland’s possibly righteous anger at the ref

The ‘worst 13 seconds of football you’ll ever watch’ might also be the best 13 seconds you spend today

It takes 49 seconds to watch this Sky Sports man turn into a train but it is absolutely first class

It looks like this Manchester United fan might have been a tiny bit disappointed with their latest result

This video of Peep Show’s Mark Corrigan commentating on the football has gone viral again and it’s magnificently done

A Swindon Town fan blamed their team’s epic defeat on vaccinations and it’s a furiously funny read

And the Oscar goes to …Fulham’s Andreas Pereira

The Leeds United manager impressed the crowd – and himself – with his silky touchline skills

One very excited Arsenal fan in the Channel 4 newsroom had the best reaction to the Gabriel Jesus goal

Got questions about Transfer Deadline Day? This excellent guide has got it covered

18 favourite reactions to the Lionesses bossing their way into the World Cup Final

Brian Blessed’s booming spoken rendition of Three Lions is just the thing to get the Lionesses ready for kick-off

This Sky Sports reporter might be in for a bit of a b*ll*cking after her NSFW live report