London

This video showing just how much dirt is on London Underground seats will make you squirm

JD Vance said London doesn’t feel English anymore and these straight-talking Londoners were only too happy to help

Strangers played charades at a train station in shocking ‘Londoners being nice to each other’ moment

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott was shocked to find bins full of rubbish in central London and was owned into next year

The Met Police were found to be bad at “preventing crime” and “investigating crime” – 16 adequate responses

Salute to the King’s Guard who resisted Hank Azaria’s best efforts to make him laugh with Simpson’s voices

Sadiq Khan has won the London Mayoral election for the third time – 34 favourite reactions

Kevin Pietersen took his watch and wedding ring off just to go into London and was mocked into next year

The Count Binface manifesto has dropped, and it’s definitely a vote winner – 15 ringing endorsements

We’ve been tracking all the alternative new names for the London Overground lines – 21 favourites

Susan Hall took listeners’ questions on the Nick Ferrari Show and it went as well as you’d expect

A Tory MP says Thames razor clams are a Brexit bonus – which seems a bit fishy

Laurence Fox is considering another round of public humiliation in the London Mayoral election

Susan Hall doubled down on her ‘pickpocketing’ story and Nick Ferrari owned her into next year

Coronation Street characters balking at people going to London is a 37-second delight