London

A New Yorker slammed London for the heat, the quality of its wi-fi, and the crime rate, and the Brits begged to differ – 19 favourite comebacks

Campaigners trolled Tommy Robinson’s Unite the Kingdom march with a screen showing pro-immigration messages, and one poor snowflake was so triggered he tried to destroy it

The price of a pint has crashed through the dreaded £10 barrier in London, and people are feeling quite bitter about it – 17 top takes

An American trolled Londoners with their ‘average San Francisco street’ and ended up magnificently owned

Lucy Connolly seemed to blame London’s crazy drink prices on Sadiq Khan, and the delicious owns had us raising a glass – 17 of the best

Ex-GB News host Colin Brazier complained about “Arabic caterwauling” and “the waft of dope” on London’s Oxford Street – 16 brazenly brutal responses

Reform UK’s Nadhim Zahawi doesn’t feel safe in London after seeing a tired man on the street – 16 responses offering comfort as he recovers

Rupert Lowe has been wanging on about making public signs exclusively English again, and got owned into next year – 17 easily understandable takedowns

London’s New Year firework display included the European flag to represent the successful Ryder Cup team, and all the usual suspects exploded

People won’t be allowed to watch London’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display from Primrose Hill this year, but they can see these 14 bangers from anywhere they like

Rupert Lowe went on a massive rant about London being dreadful, and got owned all the way back to Great Yarmouth – 23 capital clapbacks

Thomas Skinner tried desperately to start a festive sing-song on the London Tube – 17 merry reactions to make your Christmas

Ant Middleton shared a fake AI video of a soldier shouting at a police officer about “freedom” and was laughed all the way back to Dubai

An anti-woke warrior took a trip down London’s ‘infamous’ Oxford Street to show how dangerous it is and was owned into next year

Rupert Lowe blamed Sadiq Khan’s London ‘warzone’ for his wife’s Porsche misfortune and ended up hilariously and magnificently owned