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Lucy Beaumont’s calling out sexism in the comedy industry and Metro accidentally totally proved her point

Metro got horny with its headlines again but when people saw the satellite image it began to make sense

The Met Office replied to Metro’s NSFW cold weather headline and it just got better and better

The Metro’s hilariously NSFW headline about the cold weather made everyone’s eyes water – 21 funniest responses

A Radio 1 listener’s NSFW Storm Henk tale was picked up by Metro and their headline writer really ran with it

Mrs Brown’s Boys refuses to die and whoever wrote this Metro headline, give yourself a pay rise

Tiresome Joey Barton’s been trolling Mary Earps and the Metro’s blistering headline was a trophy winner

Captain Tom’s daughter lost her spa appeal and the Metro’s hilariously brutal take just won headline of the year

Whoever put this Burger King ad on today’s Metro front page deserves all the fries