Ann Widdecombe’s compassionate message to hungry families is ‘Don’t have the cheese sandwich’
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Jacob Rees-Mogg suggests the government’s voter I.D. move was ‘failed gerrymandering’ – 15 spoilt ballots
Stephen King had a short, sharp takedown of a right-wing podcaster and it was a joy to behold
Krishnan Guru-Murthy calling out Robert Jenrick’s asylum misinformation was expertly done
People have been suggesting funny wi-fi names to freak out a Maga cultist – 17 of the best
The Tory Party Chairman blames Putin for their terrible local election results – 14 votes of no confidence
Rishi Sunak’s good luck message for Stockton Town FC must be the most awkward thing you’ll see today
People are suggesting titles for Liz Truss’s new book – 19 bestsellers
18 sick takedowns of the Telegraph’s ‘Remainer mind virus’ column
People can’t quite believe the government’s campaign to push UK tech is called Unicorn Kingdom
15 favourite responses to Rishi Sunak’s farcical police escort
Jacob Rees-Mogg says doctors shouldn’t strike – 14 sick burns
A pro-Trump Fox News guest had the Freudian Slip of the Year
Eric Idle had the perfect comeback for the guy warning him off ‘Hollytics’
Liz Truss’s resignation honours list is every bit as F-ed up as you’d expect – 19 NOs to the left