schools

Tragedy: Independent schools are cutting back on embossed paper and new pools to counter the VAT bills

Britain’s ‘strictest head mistress’ railed against free school breakfasts and the internet replied as one

Britain’s ‘strictest head mistress’ has been wanging on about furries and this 10/10 comeback should go on the national curriculum

Rishi Sunak was magnificently owned for his epically awful mobile phones skit – 13 responses worth ringing up

This kid’s ‘technically correct’ answer to this philosophy question is a classic of the genre

The Education Secretary claiming children prefer portacabins to their classrooms wasn’t the gotcha she thought – 15 ‘See me!’ notes

The government tried to reassure people over the concrete crisis and was magnificently schooled into next term by Labour

The government’s crumbling schools update prompted an avalanche of ridicule – 19 grade A responses

Education secretary Gillian Keegan’s F-bomb outburst is the only story in town today – 17 A* grade responses

Rob Rinder’s takedown of the schools minister over our crumbling schools was simply magnificent

A teacher shared the pencils a mum had made for her son and hearts were melted

This American classroom has a whiteboard that turns into a bulletproof safe room – only 9 responses you need

A school kicked up a right stink after branding this pig drawing NSFW

The only response you need to Americans suggesting you should arm teachers

Maths homework of the day