sex

A student’s note complaining about their neighbour’s noisy sex was good but the reply was even better

People are sharing the entirely pre-watershed things that are actually ‘better than sex’ – 17 fully clothed pleasures to die for

This magnificent takedown of men who wang on about a woman’s ‘body count’ was sheer perfection

‘Women, what’s something men say that they think is okay but is actually creepy as hell?’ 17 proper no-nos

‘What’s a simple pleasure that the opposite sex will never understand?’ 18 (not all NSFW, honest) delights

This American conservative doesn’t believe male animals have sex together and was schooled into next week

The unexpected (NSFW) payoff to this note left on a park bench had people howling

Dermot O’Leary’s face during This Morning’s ‘sex toy’ chat is the most rewarding 19 seconds you’ll spend today

Someone bemoaned how ‘sexual’ the world had become and this comeback was just short of orgasmic

This hilariously direct payoff to this Tinder exchange is a textbook example of ‘mission failed successfully’

This hilarious tale of a woman’s discovery under her mum’s bed can’t possibly get any more jaw-dropping – then comes the payoff

The response to this person’s sex tip for men’s bedrooms had us in pieces

This guy ran some numbers on his girlfriend’s sexual history and it’s epically awful (NSFW)

Surely the funniest relationship advice (and the most unexpected payoff) you’ll read this week

‘What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?’ – 23 serving suggestions