sex

The neighbours don’t believe the washing machine’s making these noises and it’s a NSFW treat

‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

This politest of notes about a neighbour’s unfortunate sex show was simply perfect

Greg tried talking dirty and it really didn’t end well for him in this fabulous NSFW exchange

This Tinder chat-up was a hilarious masterclass in using 200 words when 3 would do

What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea? – 17 stirring suggestions

Watch this period pain simulator bring a cowboy to his knees

Takedown of the day

People have been describing their sex life using film titles – 16 NSFW funny favourites

What’s something you can say during sex, but also at a job interview? 17 ironically NSFW suggestions

Comeback of the day (NSFW)

A ‘sexpert’ shared four words people love to hear during sex – and people shared their own versions

‘What’s something you could say in the pub but also during sex?’ – 21 funniest replies

‘Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on …’

This Japanese sex company has declared today national masturbation day