sex

This guy ran some numbers on his girlfriend’s sexual history and it’s epically awful (NSFW)

Surely the funniest relationship advice (and the most unexpected payoff) you’ll read this week

‘What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?’ – 23 serving suggestions

The neighbours don’t believe the washing machine’s making these noises and it’s a NSFW treat

‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

This politest of notes about a neighbour’s unfortunate sex show was simply perfect

Greg tried talking dirty and it really didn’t end well for him in this fabulous NSFW exchange

This Tinder chat-up was a hilarious masterclass in using 200 words when 3 would do

What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea? – 17 stirring suggestions

Watch this period pain simulator bring a cowboy to his knees

Takedown of the day

People have been describing their sex life using film titles – 16 NSFW funny favourites

What’s something you can say during sex, but also at a job interview? 17 ironically NSFW suggestions

Comeback of the day (NSFW)

A ‘sexpert’ shared four words people love to hear during sex – and people shared their own versions