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This Telegraph couple complaining they’d been ‘hung out to dry’ by Rachel Reeves’ budget had people hollering into next week

A Telegraph writer wailed at Thomas Tuchel’s England appointment and was eaten by his own words

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites

15 times the Telegraph’s screeching hyperbolic headlines could have been written by an unhinged AI bot

The Telegraph’s getting hilariously unhinged about the election and these 7 headlines make for a fabulously funny read

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

The Telegraph: People should remember how good they had it under the Tories. Everyone: You’re having a laugh, mate

There’s a run on tiny violins thanks to this couple taking ‘fewer holidays’ and drinking ‘a bit less wine’ to pay private school fees

The Telegraph blamed the housing crisis on William the Conquerer and of all the funny comebacks, this historian said it best

Isabel Oakeshott’s plan to make benefits claimants pick litter got absolutely trashed – 16 tidy comebacks

We regret to inform you that the Telegraph comments page is at it again

The Telegraph’s outraged St. George’s Day column reminded everyone of this classic Stewart Lee routine

The Telegraph’s anti-NHS headline is making people sick – 14 favourite reactions

A very privileged Telegraph columnist claimed her early ‘hustle’ put Gen Z to shame, and the facepalm was visible from space – 18 top reactions